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iits eiither got 2 be after sunset or before dawn„ and II thiink trolls are more liikely 2 get up riight at the crack of dusk than humans are liikely 2 get up before the crack of dawn
so troll breakfast tiime iis good
resurrecting this shit
okay so its settled
after troll breakfast time / human dinner time
we host the crafts club
I’m going to go make posters
==> Making clothes for Karkat.
==> You can just IMAGINE his happy face.
==> He is SOBBING with joy.
==> And then he wears them around and looks adorable and everybody compliments him and he beams at all of them and just skips around on cloud nine.
==> Until some bullies tell him he looks like a goddamn fairy and shove him in a mud puddle and destroy his pretty new clothes and he hides in the bathroom and cries and hides the clothes from you so you don’t have to find out that all your hard work was ruined until you start asking him why he stopped wearing them and he feels all guilty about disappointing you and then he tells you what happened and it makes him cry all over again and he feels like he let you down and then you go and crucio the bullies and get expelled and without his moirail there to keep him happy he takes up cutting to ease the pain.==> Your imagination is both overactive and realistic.
==> You rewind to Karkat’s happy face.
==> Bouncing on his feet and eyes lit up.
==> And then he gives you the biggest hug.
==> And tells you how much he loves you.…. IIm iin
oh man oh man this is going to be great
like seriously this will be loads of fun we could make posters and advertise around the school
I think we need a teacher to like actually be the club adviser though not win he’s a scary douche and he probably cant sew or knit worth crap
probably one of the girls
we’ll ask em all
more girls the merrier
also what time should we make the club so that way humans and trolls can get to it I’m thinking probably best around breakfast times or a bit after breakfast on saturdays, and by breakfast I meant your breakfast not my own because is that late for you? ugh fuck I dont know
your obsessiion wiith females 2 the exclusiion of males contiinues 2 baffle and amaze me
liike II know thats a human thiing
and II see iit iin moviies
but the way YOU do iit iis just straiight up weiirdand why would II want 2 learn any of that shiit
except cookiing but II can already do that
why is it weird? I mean come on maybe I just wanna like
I dont know
get my first kiss already or something I want it to be special though
anyways away from this dumb comment
look like I said it would really bolster your reputation
and think about this
if you could like I dont know sew, is your moirail still into wearing girls clothes?
imagine being able to tell him “look I can make you all these beautiful clothes because I love you”
useful?
useful.
ya know I always see people say they’re boooooooored
or have nothing to doooooooooo
I have an idea
lets start likeI dont know
a club or something can we have clubs?II swear 2 god iif you suggest swiimmiing club agaiin
first off imagine just for a second a bunch of fancy symbols you like to all use that I cant fucking see or hear right encasing the words “fuck you”
second off no dude get this this is brilliant
a crafts club
or like a creativity club
and we all share what we’re good at and like teach others how to do things like knit and cook and write poetry and shit
and before you go sm what the fuck listen
babes
so many sensitive babes
and for YOU, a better reputation
oh no psii’s dangerous except hes crocheting doilies
how about it?
ya know I always see people say they’re boooooooored
or have nothing to doooooooooo
I have an idea
lets start like
I dont know
a club or something can we have clubs?
seriously five times woooooooooooooooow
heh
no just kidding I mean you could say the same to me and transfig
what potion are you having trouble withherbicide
i just cant fuckin seem to get the hang a makin it
actually yeah I can see where
okay dumb pun aside no I understand I had a hard time with that one too
like
do you need help at all or…
wwhat if i nevver had to deal wwith potions again
im pretty fuckin sure this is the fifth time ivve fuckin messed up this single fuckin one
seriously five times woooooooooooooooow
heh
no just kidding I mean you could say the same to me and transfig
what potion are you having trouble with
